U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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