we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Your cock deserves a montage
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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