there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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