Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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