Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
