worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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