Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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