youre lurking in front of me
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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