Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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