Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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