I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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