a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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