"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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