508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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