Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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