we have officially lost it.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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