Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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