I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
