So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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