brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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