i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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