I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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