My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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