I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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