the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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