Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just high enough for therapy.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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