Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
