Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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