Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize