I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i barfeds in our rink
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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