I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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