So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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