rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing