Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo http://tfl.nu/x92b
  Replies (2) Good night (1267) Bad night (560) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink? http://tfl.nu/aysx
  Replies (2) Good night (493) Bad night (845) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm in love with you.

  (1-860): View more from Connecticut

  huh?

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): I'm in love with you. (1-860): huh? (860): Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it. http://tfl.nu/in9v
  Replies (14) Good night (3057) Bad night (645)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy. http://tfl.nu/bldo
  Replies (18) Good night (7641) Bad night (1193) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style. http://tfl.nu/uxcc
  Replies (60) Good night (8161) Bad night (1569) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now. http://tfl.nu/sepd
  Replies (86) Good night (5054) Bad night (2048) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within. http://tfl.nu/zogn
  Replies (10) Good night (645) Bad night (3214) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned http://tfl.nu/f6cf
  Replies (14) Good night (2691) Bad night (1389) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye. http://tfl.nu/nvha
  Replies (1) Good night (1396) Bad night (1131)
• Favorite

  (530): View more from California

  Maybe I'm a robot.

  (831): View more from California

  You can't be that drunk already

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (530): Maybe I'm a robot. (831): You can't be that drunk already http://tfl.nu/ekm7
  Replies (8) Good night (1984) Bad night (472)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed. http://tfl.nu/vt40
  Replies (4) Good night (1102) Bad night (768) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want http://tfl.nu/luqp
  Replies (7) Good night (919) Bad night (317) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (778): View more from British Columbia

  they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (778): they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see. http://tfl.nu/hkkp
  Replies (10) Good night (1333) Bad night (540) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete. http://tfl.nu/bmnj
  Replies (3) Good night (503) Bad night (368) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe. http://tfl.nu/qow6
  Replies (3) Good night (241) Bad night (492) Order T-Shirt

Randomize