And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
How's work?
Spinning.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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