Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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