Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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