My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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