Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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