sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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