How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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