i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Let's paint friendship bongs
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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