sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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