Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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