Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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