just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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