I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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