I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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