Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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