You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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