Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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