I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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