in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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