Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
