You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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